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Lost in the Translation by Tyellas

Summary: This little fic attempts to answer the question: why isn't there any sex in LOTR? Based on Tolkien's idea that LOTR is based on Bilbo and Frodo's Red Books of lore and history, here's one possible answer.now if we could only get our hands on the Blue Book.
Rating: General Audience [Reviews - 0]
Category: FPS
Characters: Bilbo, Frodo
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapter: 1 | Completed: Yes | Words: 756 | Read: 1164
Published: May 28, 2010 | Updated: May 28, 2010
Story notes: This is about sex in Middle Earth in general, not sex between Bilbo and Frodo. And look out for the footnotes!
1. Chapter 1 by Tyellas [Reviews - 0] (756 words)