Rated: Mature Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: This is PURE PARODY. Many people haven't figured that out yet. ^^;; Rampagingly annoying Mary Sues, badly written, strangely worded slash scenes, mind-numbing plots and crappy songs. What can it be? A parody of LotR fan fiction! Once again, this is a joke.
Category: FPS > Éomer/Gríma, FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Tom Bombadil, FPS > Tom Bombadil/Aragorn, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Aragorn, FPS > Merry/Pippin, FPS > Pippin/Merry, FPS > Gríma/Éomer
Characters: Aragorn, Éomer, Gríma, Legolas, Merry, Pippin
Type: Humor
Warning: BDSM, Non-con
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 3920 | Read count: 1700

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Published: December 23, 2009 | Updated: December 23, 2009

Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 6]
Summary: What if Aragorn had to barter something to get into Lothlorien? Something, say, along the lines of the Prince of Mirkwood? And what if Haldir got a little more than he bargained for?
Category: FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Haldir, FPS > Aragorn/Haldir/Legolas, FPS > Haldir/Aragorn, FPS > Haldir/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Haldir
Characters: Aragorn, Haldir of Lothlórien, Legolas
Type: Threesomes and Groups
Warning: BDSM, Non-con
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 8172 | Read count: 20702

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Published: February 02, 2009 | Updated: February 02, 2009

Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Everyone always thinks that Fingon rescued his cousin out of caring, but what if he didn't?
Category: FPS, FPS > Fingon/Maedhros, FPS > Maedhros/Fingon
Characters: Fingon, Maedhros
Type: None
Warning: BDSM, Non-con
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2889 | Read count: 1501

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Published: March 20, 2009 | Updated: March 20, 2009

Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 11]
Summary: Legolas wakes up, bound and beaten, only to make a terrifying discovery.
Category: FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Aragorn
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Type: None
Warning: Angst, BDSM, Rape, Violence
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 4382 | Read count: 14828

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Published: April 13, 2009 | Updated: April 13, 2009

Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 5]
Summary: A lingering look into the wicked inner world of a determined elf known as none other then the prince of Mirkwood, Legolas Greenleaf. When Aragorn becomes King Elessar and is soon to be wed to Arwen, Legolas decides to become a wicked elf in order to get what he wants.
Category: FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Elladan/Elrohir, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Aragorn
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Elladan, Elrohir, Haldir of Lothlórien
Type: Threesomes and Groups
Warning: BDSM, Incest, Non-con
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 4217 | Read count: 8456

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Published: May 02, 2009 | Updated: May 02, 2009

Rated: Mature Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Thranduil has an interesting way of dealing with disagreements, and Elrond doesn't mind the terms of trade.
Category: FPS > Thranduil/Elrond, FPS, FPS > Elrond/Thranduil
Characters: Elrond, Thranduil
Type: PWP
Warning: BDSM
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2671 | Read count: 3658

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Published: April 19, 2008 | Updated: April 19, 2008

Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Erestor is offended. Legolas must pay.
Category: FPS > Legolas/Erestor, FPS, FPS > Erestor/Legolas
Characters: Erestor, Legolas
Type: PWP
Warning: BDSM, Rape
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3566 | Read count: 3615

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Published: August 08, 2012 | Updated: August 08, 2012

Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Arwen decides to tempt Aragorn with a little of what he desires. Set just after the Council of the Fellowship.
Category: FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Boromir, FPS > Boromir/Aragorn
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Boromir
Type: None
Warning: BDSM, Substance Abuse
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 8108 | Read count: 1190

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Published: March 20, 2009 | Updated: March 20, 2009

Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 1]
Summary: This is the sequel to the main story based on the challenge "Thranduil and Elrond are lovers. Elrond gets Thranduil pregnant, but Thranduil doesn't know how to tell him. Elrond doesn't know that male Mirkwood elves can get pregnant as it is one of Mirkwood's most sacred secrets." By my friend Chey, but I have my own mind, so it might change a bit sooner or later. *smirks* You might want to read the prequel "Aroon" and "Adar" before you read Anicroche. We will deal with a few lies and difficulties. [Anicroche is french and means "little difficulties".]
Category: FPS, FPS > Elrond/Thranduil, FPS > Erestor/Glorfindel, FPS > Glorfindel/Erestor, FPS > Thranduil/Elrond
Characters: Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Thranduil
Type: Hurt/Comfort
Warning: Angst, AU, BDSM, Character Death, Incest, MPreg
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 24 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 16096 | Read count: 20027

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Published: March 20, 2009 | Updated: March 20, 2009

Rated: Mature Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: This is supposed to be a prequel for a story I intend to write next, it will be based on the challenge: "Thranduil and Elrond are lovers. Elrond gets Thranduil pregnant, but Thranduil doesn't know how to tell him. Elrond doesn't know that male Mirkwood elves can get pregnant as it is one of Mirkwood's most sacred secrets." By my friend Chey. But I always had my own head, so it might change during the story. *winks*
Category: FPS, FPS > Elrond/Thranduil, FPS > Erestor/Glorfindel, FPS > Glorfindel/Erestor, FPS > Thranduil/Elrond
Characters: Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Thranduil
Type: None
Warning: Angst, AU, BDSM, Character Death, MPreg, Non-con
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 9 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 7801 | Read count: 14758

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Published: May 05, 2009 | Updated: May 05, 2009

Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Haldir always wants what he can't have. What if he gets it?
Category: FPS, FPS > Glorfindel/Haldir, FPS > Haldir/Glorfindel
Characters: Glorfindel, Haldir of Lothlórien
Type: PWP
Warning: BDSM
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 6986 | Read count: 1859

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Published: May 05, 2009 | Updated: May 05, 2009

Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: When offered anything he desires in return for his signature on a treaty, Thranduil names Celeborn his price.
Category: FPS, FPS > Thranduil/Celeborn, FPS > Celeborn/Thranduil
Characters: Celeborn, Thranduil
Type: None
Warning: BDSM
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 4800 | Read count: 1481

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Published: May 05, 2009 | Updated: May 05, 2009

Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Frodo's need for Sam causes him to make some poor decisions, or so he thinks
Category: FPS, FPS > Frodo/Sam, FPS > Sam/Frodo
Characters: Frodo, Sam
Type: Surprise Pairing, Threesomes and Groups
Warning: BDSM, Het Content, Torture
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 4999 | Read count: 919

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Published: November 12, 2008 | Updated: November 12, 2008

Rated: Mature Audience [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Everyone knows how childlike and immature a virgin elf is, so is it really a good idea to have one such elf on a quest as important as this?
Category: FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Aragorn, FPS > Merry/Pippin, FPS > Pippin/Merry
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas, Merry, Pippin
Type: None
Warning: BDSM, Rape
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 6 | Completed: No | Word count: 8425 | Read count: 11935

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Published: January 23, 2009 | Updated: January 23, 2009

Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Gríma is treated bad by his master. When he flees, he finds an Elf caught by Ringwraiths and tries to rescue him. Successlessly.
Category: FPS, FPS > Gríma/Nazgûl, FPS > Gríma/Saruman, FPS > Haldir/Nazgûl, FPS > Nazgûl/Gríma, FPS > Nazgûl/Haldir, FPS > Saruman/Gríma
Characters: Gríma, Haldir of Lothlórien, Nazgûl, Saruman
Type: Dark fic
Warning: BDSM, Non-con, Rape, Torture, Violence
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 9274 | Read count: 2116

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Published: January 23, 2009 | Updated: January 23, 2009

Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Viggo discovers a new side to Orlando...
Category: RPS, RPS > Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean/Viggo Mortensen, RPS > Orlando Bloom/Viggo Mortensen, RPS > Sean Bean/Viggo Mortensen, RPS > Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom, RPS > Viggo Mortensen/Sean Bean
Characters: Sean Bean, Viggo Mortensen
Type: Threesomes and Groups
Warning: BDSM, Kink
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 20 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 98149 | Read count: 15272

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Published: April 25, 2008 | Updated: April 25, 2008

Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: In which Elrond and Celeborn learn about true submission, and Haldir learns ... oh, a lot. This is a continuation of Unspoken and Revelations, so read them first or prepare to be really confused.
Category: FPS, FPS > Celeborn/Elrond/Galadriel, FPS > Gildor/Haldir, FPS > Haldir/Gildor
Characters: Celeborn, Elrond, Galadriel, Gildor, Haldir of Lothlórien, Ingwë
Type: Threesomes and Groups
Warning: BDSM, Het Content
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 4 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 13458 | Read count: 3402

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Published: January 26, 2009 | Updated: January 26, 2009

Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Arwen and Elrond visit Galadriel and Celeborn in Lothlórien. One night, the men have a walk through the woods, and the women stay at Galadriel's flet to spend some time together without the men. Yet then the rulers of Lórien begin to tell the Rivendell-Elves their secret problems, and those are eager to help them out.
Category: FPS, Femslash > Arwen/Galadriel, FPS > Celeborn/Elrond, FPS > Elrond/Celeborn, Femslash > Galadriel/Arwen
Characters: Arwen, Celeborn, Elrond, Galadriel
Type: Femslash, Humor
Warning: BDSM, Incest
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 6308 | Read count: 2729

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Published: February 01, 2009 | Updated: February 01, 2009

Rated: Mature Audience [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Based on this bunny: How about a distraught Faramir, knowing he is pregnant with his dead brother's child?
Category: FPS > Elrohir/Elladan, FPS, FPS > Boromir/Faramir, FPS > Faramir/Boromir, FPS > Denethor/Faramir, FPS > Faramir/Denethor, FPS > Elladan/Elrohir
Characters: Boromir, Denethor, Elladan, Elrohir, Faramir
Type: None
Warning: Angst, BDSM, Character Death, Het Content, Incest, Interspecies, MPreg, Non-con, Rape, Violence
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 28 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 23473 | Read count: 9199

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Published: July 29, 2013 | Updated: July 29, 2013

Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Legolas. The Elf is beautiful but cold. Aragorn and Boromir decided to see if they could break through that barrier... with much pleasure.
Category: FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Boromir, FPS > Boromir/Aragorn, FPS > Aragorn/Boromir/Legolas
Characters: Aragorn, Boromir, Legolas
Type: Threesomes and Groups
Warning: BDSM, Non-con, Violence
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3648 | Read count: 3445

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Published: May 28, 2010 | Updated: May 28, 2010

Rated: Teenage Audience [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Don't speak if it hurts me... Sean's POV.
Category: RPS, RPS > Viggo Mortensen/Sean Bean, RPS > Sean Bean/Viggo Mortensen
Characters: Sean Bean, Viggo Mortensen
Type: None
Warning: BDSM
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2247 | Read count: 1735

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Published: April 20, 2008 | Updated: April 20, 2008

Rated: Mature Audience [Reviews - 1]
Summary: After Erestor gets ungracefully dumped by his lover, he decides it is time to learn the marchwarden a lesson that will not be easily forgotten.
Category: FPS, FPS > Erestor/Haldir, FPS > Haldir/Erestor
Characters: Erestor, Haldir of Lothlórien
Type: None
Warning: BDSM
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3533 | Read count: 747

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Published: May 05, 2009 | Updated: May 05, 2009

Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Legolas' eyes grew wide as he came out of reverie. Still he could not see, someone had blindfolded him. He was being held down by many strong hands and soon something was placed over his nose and mouth. He could smell a sickeningly sweet scent and tried to fight.
Category: FPS, FPS > Boromir/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Boromir
Characters: Boromir, Legolas
Type: Dark fic
Warning: BDSM, Character Death, Kink, Rape, Torture, Violence
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2699 | Read count: 10160

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Published: May 05, 2009 | Updated: May 05, 2009

Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Caught in a Dwarven Sanctum, Legolas has to face his punishment under the custody of his best friend Aragorn. Slash, BDSM, PWP-ish... a simple bribe to both authors. ^_^
Category: FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Aragorn
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Type: PWP
Warning: BDSM
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 13359 | Read count: 4103

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Published: June 15, 2009 | Updated: June 15, 2009

Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 6]
Summary: What if Sauron had regained the ring and become ruler of middle earth? What if he decided to take his revenge on the fellowship?
Category: FPS, FPS > Legolas/Sauron, FPS > Sauron/Legolas
Characters: Legolas, Sauron
Type: None
Warning: BDSM, Rape, Violence
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 3421 | Read count: 10824

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Published: August 11, 2009 | Updated: August 11, 2009