Summary: Write a virgin!Elrond fic. Sound easy? But wait- there's more! The thing is, the fic has to take place *after* Celebrían went over the Sea. That means Arwen, Elladan and Elrohir are already born. Elrond has to be completely clueless as to the fact that his kids *aren't* his. Fic must contain one or all of the following sentences (or something similar): 'By the Valar, (woman/man)! *What* do you think you're *doing*?' or 'Get your hand off that!' or '(eyes wide) You want to do *what*?!' or 'By the Valar (woman/man) put some clothes on!!'
Categories: FPS Characters: Elrond