"...steamy, full on, animalistic, sex-like-your-gay-parents-never-had, S-E-X; a plethora of times in a Kama Sutra of positions, their lengthy staying power and brief refraction time allowing them more orgasms than any male of any race had any right to or expectation of. Mike took Legolas again and again... and again as Legolas begged for more. And afterward, as if by Elven magic, there was no sticky mess to clean up and both smelled better than when they had started..."

That made me laugh so hard and so suddenly that I splurbed my Coke everywhere - now my laptop is sticky and some went up my nose. I HOPE you're HAPPY.