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Summary: Hmm... I was thinking of something perhaps along the lines of a NICE Uruk-hai (that's a first... does such a thing even exist?) and someone appallingly adorable, like Legolas or Pippin... Vast quantities of bonus points for using the word 'Spankmuffin' in the fic, and if the nice little Orc is accosted by more than one cutie at once. The naughtier the better. Enough bonus points to drown in will be awarded to anyone who makes this both funny and angsty... at the same time!
Categories: FPS Characters: Legolas, Orcs & Uruk-hai, Pippin
Categories: FPS Characters: Legolas, Orcs & Uruk-hai, Pippin