Summary: Haldir/Rumil, Rumil/Orophin, Orophin/Celeborn, Celeborn/Thranduil, Thranduil/Elrond, Elrond/Glorfindel, Glorfindel/Elrohir, Elrohir/Elladan, Elladan/Legolas, Legolas/Aragorn, Aragorn/Boromir, Boromir/Gimli, Gimli/Merry, Merry/Haldir, Galadriel/Arwen, Arwen/Eowyn, Frodo/Pippin (not going past R on that part) Kind of a combination of all LOTR slash ever written, forming a kind of love-circle/midsummer-night?s-dream sort of thing. Everyone should feel horrible about doing what they think are horribly wrong acts of passion. Must have all parents disapprove of their child?s lovers, if they know about it. Must have at least three members of the fellowship walk in on other members and their lovers. * Must have at least three of the members of the fellowship completely drunk off their asses. * Must have at least one male pregnancy. * Must have Arwen, Eowyn and Galadriel eventually be forced to go back to their het loves, but never truly daring to love again, no het love scenes please. * Must have some sort of orgy * Must end so tragically that I, with my three blackbelts and military training, cry my eyes out. * Must have at least one unexpected character death. * Must have at least one reference to 'Egg Nog Addiction'.
Categories: FPS Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Boromir, Celeborn, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Galadriel, Gimli, Glorfindel, Haldir of Lothlórien, Legolas, Merry, Orophin, Pippin, Rúmil, Thranduil