Christmas at Bag End by Aderin Iris
Summary: Christmas Eve at Bag End in the form of a poem.
Categories: FPS, FPS > Frodo/Sam, FPS > Sam/Frodo, FPS > Fredegar/Folco, FPS > Folco/Fredegar, FPS > Merry/Pippin, FPS > Pippin/Merry Characters: Folco, Fredegar, Frodo, Merry, Pippin, Sam
Type: None
Warning: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 532 Read: 1250 Published: January 28, 2009 Updated: January 28, 2009
Story Notes:
This was written with the tune of "While Shepherds Watched Their Flocks By Night" in mind, but this gets quite monotonous as this whole thing is twenty four verses long, so it's also fine without the melody. It was also written quite quickly, so please excuse any errors or squished rhymes (I was careful with the squishing of the rhymes though...not too many, I don't think...). Basically, enjoy, it's just a bit of fun, and please send me any feedback you have!

1. Chapter 1 by Aderin Iris

Chapter 1 by Aderin Iris
On Christmas Eve, six hobbits sat
Around a roaring fire –
Merry, Pippin and Fredegar,
Folco, Frodo, Samwise.

They sat and talked of many things –
Of food and drink and sex.
Well, after all, they're in their tweens,
What else do you expect?

Then Frodo said, with gleaming eye,
"I know where Bilbo stores
Compromising pictures of elves,
Men, hobbits, even dwarves!"

Freddy and Folco shook their heads
And Merry followed suit.
Pippin declined, though secretly
He yearned to see the loot.

Sam looked up, curiosity
Inflamed by Frodo's words.
He said he'd like to see the things
Of which he had just heard.

Then Frodo grinned, and led his friend
Out of the cosy room.
They crept through the dark corridors,
Half shadowed by the gloom.

Then giggling as if they'd had
A bit too much mulled wine,
They slipped into Bilbo's study,
Now partners in the crime.

Then Frodo found the stack of smut;
They looked through them with smiles.
Who would have guessed bows and arrows
Could be used in that style?

Sam looked amazed and said, "Can you
Really have guys with guys?"
Frodo answered, "I don't know but
I know I'd like to try!"

Sam was surprised, but didn't want
To let the moment pass.
He locked Frodo into a kiss
And squeezed his master's arse.

Back at the fire, Folco announced
That he would go to bed.
Fredegar quickly looked around.
"I'll walk you there," he said.

The couple went to Folco's room,
The fourth one on the right.
"Well," Folco said reluctantly,
"I guess this is goodnight."

"Wait!" Fredegar said suddenly.
"I think I'd rather like
To give you your Christmas gift now,
If that would be alright."

Then Folco sighed, "There's only one thing
That I want from you."
Then Freddy gasped and said, "You mean
That you would like that too?

I've loved you since we were quite young,
Seduced by all your charms!"
Then Folco bravely took Freddy
And wrapped him in his arms.

There were only two hobbits left
Sitting up in the night,
When Merry said to Peregrin,
"I'm starved, let's grab a bite!"

Pippin agreed, always ready
To eat another meal.
They both wandered to the pantry
To see what they could steal.

Merry stepped onto a large box
(To survey the whole room),
And Pippin saw his silhouette
Outlined against the moon.

As Pippin gazed upon his friend
He thought, "For you I pine.
I wish that I could speak my thoughts –
I wish you could be mine."

Pippin dejectedly bit in
To a cream bun he'd found.
"Why, Pippin!" Meriadoc cried
As he jumped to the ground.

"What is it?" Pippin asked, wishing
Merry wasn't so fair.
"You've got some cream," his friend explained,
"Around your mouth – just there..."

With that, Merry leaned towards him
And softly kissed his lips.
When finally they broke apart,
He breathed, "I love you, Pip."

"I love you too!" Pippin then cried,
"I know it, though I'm young."
And so the two of them then spent
The night among the buns.

And so with hobbits neatly paired
And having lots of fun,
All I have left to say is
Merry Christmas, everyone!
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