Summary: Humour. If Oscar the Grouch lived in Middle Earth... I intend to say that Oscar the Grouch likes slash, enjoys slash or is attracted to slash in any way. That would be me who loves slash.
Categories: FPS Characters: None
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 160 Read: 1144
Published: December 24, 2009 Updated: December 24, 2009
Story Notes:
Pairings: Many
1. Chapter 1 by Haleth Haladin
Chapter 1 by Haleth Haladin
(chorus)
Oh, I love slash
Anything dirty or sleazy or crusty
Anything sexy or mushy or lusty
Yes, I love slash
(verse)
There's Frodo and Sam, they make such a cute pair
They ran off to Mordor as soon as they dared
So'd they'd be alone to show how much they cared
I love them because they're slash
(chorus)
There's Aragorn and Boromir, two hot macho guys
They claim they're just rivals but that's such a lie
The air in the night fills with their lusty cries
I love them because they're slash
(chorus)
There's Legolas of Mirkwood, a Middle Earth slut
With Aragorn or Boromir or Gimli he'll rut
We forgive him his flirting, 'cause he's got a great butt
We love him because he's slash
(chorus)
Lord Elrond of Rivendell, wisest in the land
He's noble of stature and pretends he's so grand
But when Glorfindel's close by he's eager of hand
I love him because he's slash.
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