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Type: Humor
Other Results: 1 Series
Stories
Tales From Middle Earth 7. Home Again, Home Again by MJ
Rated: Mature Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Upon their return to Bag End, Frodo has plans and Sam gets a surprise.
Category: FPS, FPS > Frodo/Sam, FPS > Sam/Frodo
Characters: Frodo, Sam
Type: Humor, Romance/Drama
Warning: AU
Series: Tales From Middle Earth
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3565 | Read count: 97
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Published: August 29, 2009 | Updated: August 29, 2009
Summary: Upon their return to Bag End, Frodo has plans and Sam gets a surprise.
Category: FPS, FPS > Frodo/Sam, FPS > Sam/Frodo
Characters: Frodo, Sam
Type: Humor, Romance/Drama
Warning: AU
Series: Tales From Middle Earth
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3565 | Read count: 97
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Published: August 29, 2009 | Updated: August 29, 2009
Tales From Middle Earth 9. The Birds and the Beasts by MJ
Rated: General Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Two wizards contemplate soup and the clarity of vision.
Category: FPS, FPS > Gandalf/Radagast, FPS > Radagast/Gandalf
Characters: Gandalf, Radagast
Type: Humor, Romance/Drama
Warning: AU
Series: Tales From Middle Earth
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1557 | Read count: 1606
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Published: August 29, 2009 | Updated: August 29, 2009
Summary: Two wizards contemplate soup and the clarity of vision.
Category: FPS, FPS > Gandalf/Radagast, FPS > Radagast/Gandalf
Characters: Gandalf, Radagast
Type: Humor, Romance/Drama
Warning: AU
Series: Tales From Middle Earth
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1557 | Read count: 1606
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Published: August 29, 2009 | Updated: August 29, 2009
Terms of Use by Brigantine
Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 1] 
Summary: Viggo has a very busy evening. Sean is grumpy.
Category: RPS, RPS > Viggo Mortensen/Sean Bean/David Wenham
Characters: David Wenham, Sean Bean, Viggo Mortensen
Type: Humor
Warning: AU, BDSM
Series: Novice Chronicles
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 5393 | Read count: 330
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Published: April 22, 2008 | Updated: April 22, 2008
Summary: Viggo has a very busy evening. Sean is grumpy.
Category: RPS, RPS > Viggo Mortensen/Sean Bean/David Wenham
Characters: David Wenham, Sean Bean, Viggo Mortensen
Type: Humor
Warning: AU, BDSM
Series: Novice Chronicles
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 5393 | Read count: 330
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Published: April 22, 2008 | Updated: April 22, 2008
The Adventures of Priscilla II, Queen of Imladris by Willow
Rated: Mature Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Elrond never told Glorfindel what he did before the Last Alliance. That's interesting. And Arwen does the twins' makeup? That's very interesting.
Category: FPS > Legolas/Haldir, FPS, FPS > Elrond/Glorfindel, FPS > Glorfindel/Elrond, FPS > Elladan/Elrohir, FPS > Elrohir/Elladan, FPS > Haldir/Legolas
Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Glorfindel, Haldir of Lothlórien, Legolas
Type: Humor
Warning: Cross-dressing, Incest
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 2109 | Read count: 171
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Published: August 09, 2012 | Updated: August 09, 2012
Summary: Elrond never told Glorfindel what he did before the Last Alliance. That's interesting. And Arwen does the twins' makeup? That's very interesting.
Category: FPS > Legolas/Haldir, FPS, FPS > Elrond/Glorfindel, FPS > Glorfindel/Elrond, FPS > Elladan/Elrohir, FPS > Elrohir/Elladan, FPS > Haldir/Legolas
Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Glorfindel, Haldir of Lothlórien, Legolas
Type: Humor
Warning: Cross-dressing, Incest
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 2109 | Read count: 171
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Published: August 09, 2012 | Updated: August 09, 2012
The Aielmarillion by Kylie
Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Was just sitting, wondering how many different love stories there could be in all the books, films, dreams put together...was day dreaming about the relationship between Maiar, Elves and men...the Whole-ie trinity...what a strange thing, three races so alike and yet...
Category: FPS
Characters: None
Type: Humor
Warning: Het Content, Rape
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2554 | Read count: 56
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Published: December 23, 2009 | Updated: December 23, 2009
Summary: Was just sitting, wondering how many different love stories there could be in all the books, films, dreams put together...was day dreaming about the relationship between Maiar, Elves and men...the Whole-ie trinity...what a strange thing, three races so alike and yet...
Category: FPS
Characters: None
Type: Humor
Warning: Het Content, Rape
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2554 | Read count: 56
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Published: December 23, 2009 | Updated: December 23, 2009
The Art of Lovelife by Thranduil
Rated: Mature Audience [Reviews - 0] 
Summary:
Category: FPS > Thranduil/?
Characters: None
Type: Humor
Warning: Disturbing themes
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2428 | Read count: 165
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Published: June 18, 2016 | Updated: June 19, 2016
Summary:
Will Legolas be able to keep his dark secret to himself?
Category: FPS > Thranduil/?
Characters: None
Type: Humor
Warning: Disturbing themes
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2428 | Read count: 165
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Published: June 18, 2016 | Updated: June 19, 2016
The Capitulation of Fort Bean by Brigantine
Rated: Mature Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Viggo shows up a day early for a visit with Bean.
Category: RPS, RPS > Sean Bean/Viggo Mortensen, RPS > Viggo Mortensen/Sean Bean
Characters: Sean Bean, Viggo Mortensen
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: Prairie Fire
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1891 | Read count: 163
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Published: April 22, 2008 | Updated: April 22, 2008
Summary: Viggo shows up a day early for a visit with Bean.
Category: RPS, RPS > Sean Bean/Viggo Mortensen, RPS > Viggo Mortensen/Sean Bean
Characters: Sean Bean, Viggo Mortensen
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: Prairie Fire
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1891 | Read count: 163
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Published: April 22, 2008 | Updated: April 22, 2008
The Council of Elround by Orchyd Constyne
Rated: Mature Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: The heroes of Middle-Earth convene to determine its fate.
Category: FPS
Characters: None
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1777 | Read count: 130
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Published: December 23, 2009 | Updated: December 23, 2009
Summary: The heroes of Middle-Earth convene to determine its fate.
Category: FPS
Characters: None
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1777 | Read count: 130
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Published: December 23, 2009 | Updated: December 23, 2009
The Cutest by Razzle
Rated: Teenage Audience [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Humour. Arwen's POV, but don't let that put you off. Set before the fellowship leaves. Just random, and I apologise for the lack of filth.
Category: FPS > Legolas/Aragorn, FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas
Characters: None
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2025 | Read count: 1626
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Published: December 23, 2009 | Updated: December 23, 2009
Summary: Humour. Arwen's POV, but don't let that put you off. Set before the fellowship leaves. Just random, and I apologise for the lack of filth.
Category: FPS > Legolas/Aragorn, FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas
Characters: None
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2025 | Read count: 1626
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Published: December 23, 2009 | Updated: December 23, 2009
The Delusion of the Hobbit by Meringi
Rated: Teenage Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: The Fellowship of the Ring never existed. Frodo slips further and further into delusion and Sam does his best to keep up. Merry can't take it anymore. Lucky for him, at least he has Pippin to cheer him up.
Category: FPS > Pippin/Merry, FPS, FPS > Frodo/Sam, FPS > Sam/Frodo, FPS > Merry/Pippin
Characters: Frodo, Merry, Pippin, Sam
Type: Humor
Warning: AU
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3486 | Read count: 865
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Published: December 23, 2009 | Updated: December 23, 2009
Summary: The Fellowship of the Ring never existed. Frodo slips further and further into delusion and Sam does his best to keep up. Merry can't take it anymore. Lucky for him, at least he has Pippin to cheer him up.
Category: FPS > Pippin/Merry, FPS, FPS > Frodo/Sam, FPS > Sam/Frodo, FPS > Merry/Pippin
Characters: Frodo, Merry, Pippin, Sam
Type: Humor
Warning: AU
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3486 | Read count: 865
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Published: December 23, 2009 | Updated: December 23, 2009
The Feast of Midsummer by Trinity Helix
Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Every midsummer, the elves of Imladris gather for festivities and games. What fruits will this year's bounty bear?
Category: FPS > Saelbeth/Elrond, FPS, FPS > Elrond/Saelbeth
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Dinendal, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Legolas, Orophin, Rúmil, Saelbeth
Type: Humor, Romance/Drama
Warning: Het Content
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 12 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 29751 | Read count: 1154
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Published: August 05, 2012 | Updated: August 05, 2012
Summary: Every midsummer, the elves of Imladris gather for festivities and games. What fruits will this year's bounty bear?
Category: FPS > Saelbeth/Elrond, FPS, FPS > Elrond/Saelbeth
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Dinendal, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Legolas, Orophin, Rúmil, Saelbeth
Type: Humor, Romance/Drama
Warning: Het Content
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 12 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 29751 | Read count: 1154
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Published: August 05, 2012 | Updated: August 05, 2012
The Fellowship Of The Gay by Bill the Pony
Rated: Teenage Audience [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Aragorn and Elrond have an important discussion regarding the subversive power of the Ring.
Category: FPS > Sam/Frodo, FPS, FPS > Merry/Pippin, FPS > Pippin/Merry, FPS > Frodo/Sam
Characters: Frodo, Merry, Pippin, Sam
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 326 | Read count: 1353
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Published: December 24, 2009 | Updated: December 24, 2009
Summary: Aragorn and Elrond have an important discussion regarding the subversive power of the Ring.
Category: FPS > Sam/Frodo, FPS, FPS > Merry/Pippin, FPS > Pippin/Merry, FPS > Frodo/Sam
Characters: Frodo, Merry, Pippin, Sam
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 326 | Read count: 1353
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Published: December 24, 2009 | Updated: December 24, 2009
The Fellowship of the Ring; All-Slash, All-the-Time version by Molly J Ringwraith
Rated: Mature Audience [Reviews - 6]
Summary: What would happen if we took advantage of every slashable moment in the film? Something like this...
Category: FPS > Boromir/Aragorn, FPS, FPS > Frodo/Sam, FPS > Sam/Frodo, FPS > Aragorn/Frodo, FPS > Frodo/Aragorn, FPS > Merry/Pippin, FPS > Pippin/Merry, FPS > Legolas/Aragorn, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas, FPS > Aragorn/Boromir
Characters: Aragorn, Boromir, Frodo, Legolas, Merry, Pippin
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 7130 | Read count: 1561
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Published: December 24, 2009 | Updated: December 24, 2009
Summary: What would happen if we took advantage of every slashable moment in the film? Something like this...
Category: FPS > Boromir/Aragorn, FPS, FPS > Frodo/Sam, FPS > Sam/Frodo, FPS > Aragorn/Frodo, FPS > Frodo/Aragorn, FPS > Merry/Pippin, FPS > Pippin/Merry, FPS > Legolas/Aragorn, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas, FPS > Aragorn/Boromir
Characters: Aragorn, Boromir, Frodo, Legolas, Merry, Pippin
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 7130 | Read count: 1561
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Published: December 24, 2009 | Updated: December 24, 2009
The Fellowship's Adventures with Rosy Palm and her Five Sisters by Scooterkitty
Rated: Mature Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: I think the title pretty much speaks for itself.
Category: FPS
Characters: None
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 5179 | Read count: 42
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Published: December 24, 2009 | Updated: December 24, 2009
Summary: I think the title pretty much speaks for itself.
Category: FPS
Characters: None
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 5179 | Read count: 42
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Published: December 24, 2009 | Updated: December 24, 2009
The Glory of Stuffed Dragons by Cellophane
Rated: Teenage Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: A sweet Gondorian celebration. This story is set after the destruction of the Ring, and a night festival is thrown in celebration for the end of Sauron.
Category: FPS > Gildor/Haldir, FPS, FPS > Faramir/Beregond, FPS > Beregond/Faramir, FPS > Haldir/Gildor
Characters: Beregond, Faramir, Gildor, Haldir of Lothlórien
Type: Humor, Romance/Drama
Warning: None
Challenges: Gondor plotbunny
Series: None
Challenge: Gondor plotbunny
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3702 | Read count: 1668
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Published: December 31, 2008 | Updated: December 31, 2008
Summary: A sweet Gondorian celebration. This story is set after the destruction of the Ring, and a night festival is thrown in celebration for the end of Sauron.
Category: FPS > Gildor/Haldir, FPS, FPS > Faramir/Beregond, FPS > Beregond/Faramir, FPS > Haldir/Gildor
Characters: Beregond, Faramir, Gildor, Haldir of Lothlórien
Type: Humor, Romance/Drama
Warning: None
Challenges: Gondor plotbunny
Series: None
Challenge: Gondor plotbunny
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3702 | Read count: 1668
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Published: December 31, 2008 | Updated: December 31, 2008
The Jerry Sauron Show by Limber and Deep Throat
Rated: Teenage Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Just imagine: Jerry Springer, Middle Earth, and the Fellowship. I really don't think we need to say any more.
Category: FPS
Characters: None
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1978 | Read count: 825
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Published: May 28, 2010 | Updated: May 28, 2010
Summary: Just imagine: Jerry Springer, Middle Earth, and the Fellowship. I really don't think we need to say any more.
Category: FPS
Characters: None
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1978 | Read count: 825
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Published: May 28, 2010 | Updated: May 28, 2010
The Letter For Glorfindel by Lancelottie of Mirkwood
Rated: General Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary:
Category: FPS > Glorfindel/Erestor, FPS, FPS > Erestor/Glorfindel, FPS > Glorfindel/?
Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir
Type: Humor, Surprise Pairing
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 890 | Read count: 976
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Published: April 09, 2016 | Updated: April 09, 2016
Summary:
Glorfindel wakes up, on the floor, naked. He cannot remember anything about last night. Then he receives a letter ...
Category: FPS > Glorfindel/Erestor, FPS, FPS > Erestor/Glorfindel, FPS > Glorfindel/?
Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir
Type: Humor, Surprise Pairing
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 890 | Read count: 976
[Report This]
Published: April 09, 2016 | Updated: April 09, 2016
The Lord of the Thing: Generation (Se)X; Book One by Unbegrenzt
Rated: Mature Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Bilbo's party is being planned, and just GUESS what's in store for the strapping young lads of the Shire!
Category: FPS
Characters: Bilbo
Type: Humor
Warning: AU
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 5 | Completed: No | Word count: 12061 | Read count: 112
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Published: May 28, 2010 | Updated: May 28, 2010
Summary: Bilbo's party is being planned, and just GUESS what's in store for the strapping young lads of the Shire!
Category: FPS
Characters: Bilbo
Type: Humor
Warning: AU
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 5 | Completed: No | Word count: 12061 | Read count: 112
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Published: May 28, 2010 | Updated: May 28, 2010
The Love Charm by Ripleynikki
Rated: Mature Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: WARNING: Very silly, somewhat fluffy. May kill some brain cells. Read at own risk.
Category: FPS > Sam/Frodo, FPS, FPS > Frodo/Sam
Characters: Frodo, Sam
Type: Humor, Romance/Drama
Warning: Sap/Fluff
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 6847 | Read count: 120
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Published: September 01, 2012 | Updated: September 01, 2012
Summary: WARNING: Very silly, somewhat fluffy. May kill some brain cells. Read at own risk.
Category: FPS > Sam/Frodo, FPS, FPS > Frodo/Sam
Characters: Frodo, Sam
Type: Humor, Romance/Drama
Warning: Sap/Fluff
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 6847 | Read count: 120
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Published: September 01, 2012 | Updated: September 01, 2012
The Messenger by Mirasaui
Rated: Teenage Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary:
Category: FPS, FPS > Erestor/?
Characters: Erestor
Type: Humor, Romance/Drama
Warning: None
Challenges: Celeborn/Glorfindel challenge
Series: None
Challenge: Celeborn/Glorfindel challenge
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 5064 | Read count: 2276
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Published: December 31, 2008 | Updated: December 31, 2008
Summary:
Erestor is the victim of a prank and wonders who is behind it.
Category: FPS, FPS > Erestor/?
Characters: Erestor
Type: Humor, Romance/Drama
Warning: None
Challenges: Celeborn/Glorfindel challenge
Series: None
Challenge: Celeborn/Glorfindel challenge
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 5064 | Read count: 2276
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Published: December 31, 2008 | Updated: December 31, 2008
The Mushroom of Fortune by Zinneth
Rated: Mature Audience [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Fickle is the wish that meddles with Fate
Category: FPS, FPS > Thranduil/?
Characters: Aragorn, Boromir, Frodo, Gandalf, Gimli, Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Radagast, Sam, Thranduil
Type: Action/Adventure, Humor, Surprise Pairing
Warning: AU
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 14181 | Read count: 241
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Published: September 02, 2015 | Updated: September 02, 2015
Summary: Fickle is the wish that meddles with Fate
Category: FPS, FPS > Thranduil/?
Characters: Aragorn, Boromir, Frodo, Gandalf, Gimli, Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Radagast, Sam, Thranduil
Type: Action/Adventure, Humor, Surprise Pairing
Warning: AU
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 14181 | Read count: 241
[Report This]
Published: September 02, 2015 | Updated: September 02, 2015
The One-eyed Bunny by Indy Baggins
Rated: Mature Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Ever read a erotic story that was so bad it nearly made you vomit? That was so unsexy you laughed and kept hearing those terrible sentences in your mind over and over? Well, thanks to LOM it is a competition now. And this was my entry.
The one-eyed bunny. Eeek!
Category: FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Aragorn
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 327 | Read count: 234
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Published: August 16, 2009 | Updated: August 16, 2009
Summary: Ever read a erotic story that was so bad it nearly made you vomit? That was so unsexy you laughed and kept hearing those terrible sentences in your mind over and over? Well, thanks to LOM it is a competition now. And this was my entry.
The one-eyed bunny. Eeek!
Category: FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Aragorn
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 327 | Read count: 234
[Report This]
Published: August 16, 2009 | Updated: August 16, 2009
The Real Hero by Eykar
Rated: Teenage Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: A young fan writer loves Sam better than she knows him.
Category: FPS > Frodo/Sam, FPS, FPS > Sam/Frodo
Characters: Estë, Frodo, Galadriel, Gimli, Legolas, Nienna, Rosie, Sam
Type: Humor
Warning: Het Content
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1487 | Read count: 1216
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Published: May 28, 2010 | Updated: May 28, 2010
Summary: A young fan writer loves Sam better than she knows him.
Category: FPS > Frodo/Sam, FPS, FPS > Sam/Frodo
Characters: Estë, Frodo, Galadriel, Gimli, Legolas, Nienna, Rosie, Sam
Type: Humor
Warning: Het Content
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1487 | Read count: 1216
[Report This]
Published: May 28, 2010 | Updated: May 28, 2010
The REAL Interviews with the Fellowship by Alexa
Rated: Teenage Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: In response to the humorous Interviews with the Fellowship by Legolas' Sweetie in similar format: interviews with the members of the fellowship.
Category: FPS > Sam/Frodo, FPS, FPS > Frodo/Sam
Characters: Frodo, Sam
Type: Humor
Warning: Het Content, Non-con
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2513 | Read count: 1064
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Published: May 28, 2010 | Updated: May 28, 2010
Summary: In response to the humorous Interviews with the Fellowship by Legolas' Sweetie in similar format: interviews with the members of the fellowship.
Category: FPS > Sam/Frodo, FPS, FPS > Frodo/Sam
Characters: Frodo, Sam
Type: Humor
Warning: Het Content, Non-con
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2513 | Read count: 1064
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Published: May 28, 2010 | Updated: May 28, 2010
The Show by Big Smirk
Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Every 100 years the Wizards' Festival is held, and there are delights for the eyes and the arousal. Sensing the strong bond between two Elves, Gandalf selects Legolas and Elrond to perform in the show. They must travel many days to reach the festival. Unfortunately for the two Elves, the wicked wizard demands celibacy from them, and he devises many a temptation to test them. Can the poor Elves deny their passions before the show?
Category: FPS > Legolas/Elrond, FPS, FPS > Elrond/Legolas
Characters: Elrond, Legolas
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3047 | Read count: 359
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Published: August 28, 2012 | Updated: August 28, 2012
Summary: Every 100 years the Wizards' Festival is held, and there are delights for the eyes and the arousal. Sensing the strong bond between two Elves, Gandalf selects Legolas and Elrond to perform in the show. They must travel many days to reach the festival. Unfortunately for the two Elves, the wicked wizard demands celibacy from them, and he devises many a temptation to test them. Can the poor Elves deny their passions before the show?
Category: FPS > Legolas/Elrond, FPS, FPS > Elrond/Legolas
Characters: Elrond, Legolas
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3047 | Read count: 359
[Report This]
Published: August 28, 2012 | Updated: August 28, 2012
The Talisman by Keiliss
Rated: Teenage Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary:
Category: FPS, FPS > Gil-galad/Erestor
Characters: Elrond, Erestor, Gil-galad, Glorfindel
Type: Humor, Mystery, Romance/Drama
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 4218 | Read count: 1043
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Published: January 29, 2015 | Updated: January 29, 2015
Summary:
Gil-galad rides to Forlond on an important errand which may not turn out quite as he, Elrond or Erestor expect. Second Age road trip - lots of talking, not all of it sensible.
Category: FPS, FPS > Gil-galad/Erestor
Characters: Elrond, Erestor, Gil-galad, Glorfindel
Type: Humor, Mystery, Romance/Drama
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 4218 | Read count: 1043
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Published: January 29, 2015 | Updated: January 29, 2015
The Ten-Minute Two Towers by Molly J Ringwraith
Rated: Teenage Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: A somewhat condensed parody version of the film 'The Two Towers.'
Category: FPS > Pippin/Merry, FPS, FPS > Frodo/Sam, FPS > Sam/Frodo, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Aragorn, FPS > Merry/Pippin
Characters: Aragorn, Frodo, Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Sam
Type: Humor
Warning: Het Content
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1946 | Read count: 1507
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Published: September 14, 2009 | Updated: September 14, 2009
Summary: A somewhat condensed parody version of the film 'The Two Towers.'
Category: FPS > Pippin/Merry, FPS, FPS > Frodo/Sam, FPS > Sam/Frodo, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Aragorn, FPS > Merry/Pippin
Characters: Aragorn, Frodo, Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Sam
Type: Humor
Warning: Het Content
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1946 | Read count: 1507
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Published: September 14, 2009 | Updated: September 14, 2009
The Trouble with Hobbits by Melfina the Blue
Rated: Mature Audience [Reviews - 1]
Summary: The hobbits are slowly driving Legolas insane
Category: FPS > Legolas/Aragorn, FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas
Characters: None
Type: Humor
Warning: Het Content
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 1322 | Read count: 793
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Published: September 14, 2009 | Updated: September 14, 2009
Summary: The hobbits are slowly driving Legolas insane
Category: FPS > Legolas/Aragorn, FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas
Characters: None
Type: Humor
Warning: Het Content
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 1322 | Read count: 793
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Published: September 14, 2009 | Updated: September 14, 2009
The Two Prettiest by Fennelseed
Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Everyone wants Legolas and Frodo. The only place they can run is to each other. (Written as Frodo's journal.)
Category: FPS, FPS > Frodo/Legolas, FPS > Frodo/Sam, FPS > Legolas/Frodo, FPS > Legolas/Sam, FPS > Sam/Frodo, FPS > Sam/Legolas
Characters: Frodo, Legolas, Sam
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 17325 | Read count: 2052
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Published: September 14, 2009 | Updated: September 14, 2009
Summary: Everyone wants Legolas and Frodo. The only place they can run is to each other. (Written as Frodo's journal.)
Category: FPS, FPS > Frodo/Legolas, FPS > Frodo/Sam, FPS > Legolas/Frodo, FPS > Legolas/Sam, FPS > Sam/Frodo, FPS > Sam/Legolas
Characters: Frodo, Legolas, Sam
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 17325 | Read count: 2052
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Published: September 14, 2009 | Updated: September 14, 2009
The Virtues of a Ferret by Erviniae
Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Request: pairing of: Gil-galad/Elrond. Any rating, Humor, romance, non-angsty fun! No foot fetish or rape.
Category: FPS, FPS > Elrond/Gil-galad, FPS > Gil-galad/Elrond
Characters: Elrond, Erestor, Gil-galad
Type: Humor, PWP, Romance/Drama
Warning: Sap/Fluff
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1624 | Read count: 257
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Published: August 26, 2012 | Updated: August 26, 2012
Summary: Request: pairing of: Gil-galad/Elrond. Any rating, Humor, romance, non-angsty fun! No foot fetish or rape.
Category: FPS, FPS > Elrond/Gil-galad, FPS > Gil-galad/Elrond
Characters: Elrond, Erestor, Gil-galad
Type: Humor, PWP, Romance/Drama
Warning: Sap/Fluff
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1624 | Read count: 257
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Published: August 26, 2012 | Updated: August 26, 2012
This Hobbit Needs A Vacation by Bunny
Rated: Teenage Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: An irreverant tribute to the many pairings of Frodo Baggins.
Category: FPS
Characters: Frodo
Type: Humor
Warning: AU
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1257 | Read count: 1441
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Published: September 14, 2009 | Updated: September 14, 2009
Summary: An irreverant tribute to the many pairings of Frodo Baggins.
Category: FPS
Characters: Frodo
Type: Humor
Warning: AU
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1257 | Read count: 1441
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Published: September 14, 2009 | Updated: September 14, 2009
To Betray a Brother by KoUsagi
Rated: Teenage Audience [Reviews - 1]
Summary: A young Legolas seeks a way out of his father's court and goes to Imladris almost unconsciously. The amiable twins, his old friends, offer him company, but they have some other feelings towards the beautiful elf besides friendship. And he does not see that (at first...)!
Category: FPS, FPS > Elladan/Legolas, FPS > Elrohir/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Elladan, FPS > Legolas/Elrohir
Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Legolas
Type: Humor
Warning: Incest
Challenges: Legolas challenge
Series: None
Challenge: Legolas challenge
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 1731 | Read count: 8308
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Published: January 01, 2009 | Updated: January 01, 2009
Summary: A young Legolas seeks a way out of his father's court and goes to Imladris almost unconsciously. The amiable twins, his old friends, offer him company, but they have some other feelings towards the beautiful elf besides friendship. And he does not see that (at first...)!
Category: FPS, FPS > Elladan/Legolas, FPS > Elrohir/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Elladan, FPS > Legolas/Elrohir
Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Legolas
Type: Humor
Warning: Incest
Challenges: Legolas challenge
Series: None
Challenge: Legolas challenge
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 1731 | Read count: 8308
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Published: January 01, 2009 | Updated: January 01, 2009
To Comfort an Elf by Nancing Elf
Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 2]
Summary: HUMOR! After Legolas suffers an accident in Lothlorien the entire Fellowship wants to comfort the Elf.
A/U, modern parlance, and everyone is OCC. SLASH: Legolas/Fellowship. Can you count how many movie quotes are used in the story? This silly little fic is dedicated to Riley! You go girl!
Category: FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas, FPS > Boromir/Legolas, FPS > Frodo/Legolas, FPS > Gimli/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Aragorn, FPS > Legolas/Boromir, FPS > Legolas/Frodo, FPS > Legolas/Gimli, FPS > Legolas/Merry, FPS > Legolas/Pippin, FPS > Legolas/Sam, FPS > Merry/Legolas, FPS > Pippin/Legolas, FPS > Sam/Legolas
Characters: Aragorn, Boromir, Frodo, Gimli, Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Sam
Type: Humor
Warning: AU
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 5 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 9189 | Read count: 5821
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Published: May 15, 2009 | Updated: May 15, 2009
Summary: HUMOR! After Legolas suffers an accident in Lothlorien the entire Fellowship wants to comfort the Elf.
A/U, modern parlance, and everyone is OCC. SLASH: Legolas/Fellowship. Can you count how many movie quotes are used in the story? This silly little fic is dedicated to Riley! You go girl!
Category: FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas, FPS > Boromir/Legolas, FPS > Frodo/Legolas, FPS > Gimli/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Aragorn, FPS > Legolas/Boromir, FPS > Legolas/Frodo, FPS > Legolas/Gimli, FPS > Legolas/Merry, FPS > Legolas/Pippin, FPS > Legolas/Sam, FPS > Merry/Legolas, FPS > Pippin/Legolas, FPS > Sam/Legolas
Characters: Aragorn, Boromir, Frodo, Gimli, Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Sam
Type: Humor
Warning: AU
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 5 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 9189 | Read count: 5821
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Published: May 15, 2009 | Updated: May 15, 2009
Unexpected Surprises by Tsunami
Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: An unsuspecting young actor finds himself in the elven realm of Mirkwood.
Category: FPS, RPS
Characters: Legolas, Orlando Bloom
Type: Humor
Warning: AU
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 5 | Completed: No | Word count: 4853 | Read count: 325
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Published: September 14, 2009 | Updated: September 14, 2009
Summary: An unsuspecting young actor finds himself in the elven realm of Mirkwood.
Category: FPS, RPS
Characters: Legolas, Orlando Bloom
Type: Humor
Warning: AU
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 5 | Completed: No | Word count: 4853 | Read count: 325
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Published: September 14, 2009 | Updated: September 14, 2009
Unexpected Tactics by Dixon of Dockleaf
Rated: Mature Audience [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Legolas and Aragorn first time after the return to Edoras from Helm's Deep.
Category: FPS > Legolas/Aragorn, FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Type: Humor, Romance/Drama
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3070 | Read count: 1660
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Published: July 25, 2011 | Updated: July 25, 2011
Summary: Legolas and Aragorn first time after the return to Edoras from Helm's Deep.
Category: FPS > Legolas/Aragorn, FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Type: Humor, Romance/Drama
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3070 | Read count: 1660
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Published: July 25, 2011 | Updated: July 25, 2011
Untitled Silly Halloween Fic by Herm42
Rated: Mature Audience [Reviews - 1]
Summary: A haunted house, silly costumes, cheese, python references.
Category: RPS, RPS > Billy Boyd/Dominic Monaghan, RPS > Dominic Monaghan/Billy Boyd
Characters: Billy Boyd, Dominic Monaghan
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1657 | Read count: 206
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Published: April 22, 2008 | Updated: April 22, 2008
Summary: A haunted house, silly costumes, cheese, python references.
Category: RPS, RPS > Billy Boyd/Dominic Monaghan, RPS > Dominic Monaghan/Billy Boyd
Characters: Billy Boyd, Dominic Monaghan
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1657 | Read count: 206
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Published: April 22, 2008 | Updated: April 22, 2008
Waiting In the Halls by TICS
Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: The Halls of Mandos aren't quite what Haldir imagined them to be.
Category: FPS > Haldir/Glorfindel, FPS, FPS > Glorfindel/Haldir
Characters: Glorfindel, Haldir of Lothlórien
Type: Humor
Warning: AU
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2153 | Read count: 356
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Published: July 01, 2011 | Updated: July 01, 2011
Summary: The Halls of Mandos aren't quite what Haldir imagined them to be.
Category: FPS > Haldir/Glorfindel, FPS, FPS > Glorfindel/Haldir
Characters: Glorfindel, Haldir of Lothlórien
Type: Humor
Warning: AU
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2153 | Read count: 356
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Published: July 01, 2011 | Updated: July 01, 2011
When days were younger by Taylor17387
Rated: Mature Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Melkor came to Arda to hurt it. Tulkas came to Arda to hurt Melkor. What the fighter of the Valar didn't know, is that his enemy would turn more dangerous once defeated.
SLASH Tulkas/Melkor (main)
Melkor/Sauron
Sauron/Eönwë
Melkor/Fëanor
Category: FPS, FPS > Morgoth/Sauron, FPS > Multiple unspecified
Characters: Aulë, Eönwë, Gothmog, Manwë, Melian, Morgoth, Sauron, Ungoliant
Type: Dark fic, Humor, Romance/Drama
Warning: Non-con
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 36479 | Read count: 344
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Published: March 30, 2016 | Updated: September 12, 2019
Summary: Melkor came to Arda to hurt it. Tulkas came to Arda to hurt Melkor. What the fighter of the Valar didn't know, is that his enemy would turn more dangerous once defeated.
SLASH Tulkas/Melkor (main)
Melkor/Sauron
Sauron/Eönwë
Melkor/Fëanor
Category: FPS, FPS > Morgoth/Sauron, FPS > Multiple unspecified
Characters: Aulë, Eönwë, Gothmog, Manwë, Melian, Morgoth, Sauron, Ungoliant
Type: Dark fic, Humor, Romance/Drama
Warning: Non-con
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 36479 | Read count: 344
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Published: March 30, 2016 | Updated: September 12, 2019
Where the Blossom Grows by Deathangelgw
Rated: General Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Written for the Lindir ml challenge, Lindir reminisces about Imladris as he tends to a special plant from his home. Ingwë sees if he can help.
Category: FPS > Lindir/Ingwë, FPS, FPS > Ingwë/Lindir
Characters: Ingwë, Lindir
Type: Humor
Warning: AU, Sap/Fluff
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2077 | Read count: 1392
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Published: February 23, 2010 | Updated: February 23, 2010
Summary: Written for the Lindir ml challenge, Lindir reminisces about Imladris as he tends to a special plant from his home. Ingwë sees if he can help.
Category: FPS > Lindir/Ingwë, FPS, FPS > Ingwë/Lindir
Characters: Ingwë, Lindir
Type: Humor
Warning: AU, Sap/Fluff
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2077 | Read count: 1392
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Published: February 23, 2010 | Updated: February 23, 2010
